Chickadee China the Chinese Chicken

I'm on a quest to find this kind of chicken..... THE CHICKADEE CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN. It is said to release supernatural MSG in the body of HE who consumes it.... causing anything and everything the consumer eats thereafter to TASTE AMAZING! I believe that CHICKADEE CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN can cure me of the "pickiness" that has plagued my tongue all these years....I can ony hope...... aperantly it's not even really "CHINESE" but I will find you chickadee! I've emberrased myself in many restaurants asking for you, only to be laughed at! BUT KNOW THIS!.... I will hunt you down, DEEP FRY YOU, and eat you with B.B.-Q SAUCE!

 

SNIPE?!?!?

No I've tasted Snipe before..... kinda like chicken! I think the band "Barenaked Ladies" has captured at least one "Chickadee China the Chinese Chicken" and grilled it and ate it. "The reference they make "Have a drumstick and your brain stops clickin" is a metaphor which should obviously be interpreted to mean "this chicken will release the SUPERNATURAL MSG INTO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU EAT IT!"
This is the modern day fountain of youth!.....errrr kinda sorta....except with chicken....and it doesn't make immortal....ok bad comparison...

I WANNA GO FAST MAMA

Yeah right...everything

Yeah right...everything tastes like Chicken...

Tasty Wheat

Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
Apoc: Shut up, Mouse.

Prophetic Vision...

I can see some initials in your future...Let me see...

K.....F.....C.....

Pathetic Vision

Sorry John, it is now K.... G.... R.... C.....
or Kentucky Grilled R-ts and Snipe....

Barenaked Ladies

Are you picking up lyrics from One Week?
"Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin"

Encouragement

May the Force be with you...

Nope, this is a Snipe. We

Nope, this is a Snipe. We used to chase them in the dark on Scout camps. We'd have all the new campers lining up and beating the bushes. Another set of new campers would be in the distance, where the other campers were driving the snipe, holding a paper bag with a flashlight in it, so the snipe would head towards the light. The beaters (not to be confused with anyone's ride) would yell out, "Snipe, Snipe!" As they drove the Snipe towards the paper bag.

The old-timers, who knew about Snipe hunts, stood on the sidelines, barely able to hold back their laughter...

Come to think about it, I never did see a Snipe.

I think I saw him crossing

I think I saw him crossing the street