Chickadee China the Chinese Chicken
I'm on a quest to find this kind of chicken..... THE CHICKADEE CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN. It is said to release supernatural MSG in the body of HE who consumes it.... causing anything and everything the consumer eats thereafter to TASTE AMAZING! I believe that CHICKADEE CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN can cure me of the "pickiness" that has plagued my tongue all these years....I can ony hope...... aperantly it's not even really "CHINESE" but I will find you chickadee! I've emberrased myself in many restaurants asking for you, only to be laughed at! BUT KNOW THIS!.... I will hunt you down, DEEP FRY YOU, and eat you with B.B.-Q SAUCE!